9 - 1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Sep. 19, 2011
9 - 2People Who Love Peepholes Sep. 26, 2011
9 - 3Big Girls Don't Throw Food Oct. 03, 2011
9 - 4Nine Magic Fingers Oct. 10, 2011
9 - 5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Oct. 17, 2011
9 - 6The Squat and the Hover Oct. 24, 2011
9 - 7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Oct. 31, 2011
9 - 8Thank You for the Intercourse Nov. 07, 2011
9 - 9Frodo's Headshots Nov. 14, 2011
9 - 10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Nov. 21, 2011
9 - 11What a Lovely Landing Strip Dec. 05, 2011
9 - 12One False Move, Zimbabwe! Dec. 12, 2011
9 - 13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Jan. 02, 2012
9 - 14A Possum on Chemo Jan. 16, 2012
9 - 15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Feb. 06, 2012
9 - 16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Feb. 13, 2012
9 - 17Not in My Mouth! Feb. 20, 2012
9 - 18The War Against Gingivitis Feb. 27, 2012
9 - 19Palmdale, Ech Mar. 19, 2012
9 - 20Grandma's Pie Apr. 09, 2012
9 - 21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' Apr. 16, 2012
9 - 22Why We Gave Up Women Apr. 30, 2012
9 - 23The Straw in My Donut Hole May. 07, 2012
9 - 24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! May. 14, 2012